Perverted Jokes
A balding man asked his barber one visit if the barber knew any kind
of treatment that would combat hair loss. "Yes," said the barber, "I know
of something very effective. I use fluids from the vagina."
"Female fluid? But that's preposterous! You are one of the baldest
guys I have ever met!"
"Oh, on top. Who cares about that? Check out my moustache!"
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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her
life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really
frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but
it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
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Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. Did you hear about the new lesbian running shoe
-- the Dykee?
A. It has an extra long tongue and takes only one finger to get it off.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
How do you spell clitoris?"
I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Did you know there are five penis sizes?
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Holy Shit! &
5. Does that come in white?
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A lady called a music store about a recording, but dialed wrong and
connected with an auto mechanic instead.
She asked, "Do you have two lips and seven kisses?"
He said, "No..But I have two balls and seven inches."
She responded, "Is that a record?"
He said, "No...But it's a damn good average"
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